maid-westenra:

crazy-brazilian:

benjaminbadger:

homeboygirl:

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

The funniest thing I have read tonight

italiandivorce:

italiandivorce:

a couple months ago i got a job selling cheese and something about my work environment makes me come across noticably gayer. could not tell you why. something inherently faggy about the cheese business

today the world’s most heterosexual man comes up like “hey my wife wants me to pick up a soft spreadable cheese. like maybe a goat cheese” and i was like “well these are our chevres. but there’s this LOVELY lavender fennel goat cheese by cypress grove if you’re feeling zesty. are you feeling zesty” and he was like “…i am. i am feeling zesty” like the idea of feeling zesty had only just now occured to him

digitaldiscipline:

kittydesade:

thevagueambition:

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children’s hospital

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

boomstab-papa:

gmbbulldog:

blackcattails:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn’t work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn’t lose his mind; he’d take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go “hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost”.

“Or he’d just fight it himself” no, he would not, for two reasons:

1. This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario’s central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem’s support structure.
   
2. This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist’s idiom, and Mario is a union man – he’s not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

“I wouldn’t take-a the food from another video game mascot’s plate!”

“I don’t think Kirby gets paid for this.”

“That’s-a not what I said.”

*off-screen vacuum sounds*

Wait hold on. Luigi, Peach… who’s the third number on Mario’s speed dial before Kirby?

Bowser, I’d assume

theautisticschizo:

tomorinakosa:

psychosis needs to lose its negative connotation, its a thing that happens. you are far closer to psychotic episodes than you think and we need to all know how to deal with them properly

I always say that psychosis is a natural part of human experience or state of mind. And guess what, non psychotics get MAD when I say that. “No, its not natural or normal at all! Dont normalize it!” Guess what happens when you haven’t slept in a few days? Psychosis. Guess what can happen when you’re too stressed? Psychosis. Guess what can happen from physical conditions? Psychosis. Psychosis is the same type of normal that any other negative state of mind is. Someone experiencing depression due to circumstances? Normal. Someone dissociating during a stressful event? Normal. Psychosis isn’t different. ANYONE can experience psychosis and it doesn’t even have to be a disorder. Psychotic disorders are disorders due to the frequency and intensity of psychosis.

People need to stop demonizing normal human experiences

pingintech:

reggiemess:

reggiemess:

reggiemess:

Sometimes people think they’re dealing with a Torment Nexus but what they actually have is a Jumanji. And sometimes people think something’s a Jumanji but oops it’s a Torment Nexus.

Now. Sometimes you have a third thing- you’ll have yourself a Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. And buddy, I can’t help you there.

So a Torment Nexus is something that is either a metaphor for a larger societal problem (e.g. The Platform, The Long Walk) or a social issue/trend taken to an exaggerated extreme (e.g. The Purge), with a lot of shades of grey in between (e.g. Squid Game). If it isn’t about a larger societal issue/trend/structure it isn’t a Torment Nexus.

A Jumanji can be dangerous and high-stakes (to the characters), but it doesn’t need to have a metaphor or lesson, it can easily just be a “Would this be fucked up or what?” situation (e.g. a lotta Goosebumps stories). If there IS a lesson/metaphor, it will be on a smaller scale like psychological issues (e.g. Magnus Archives), family/relationship issues (e.g. Zathura), or about a specific topic (e.g. Magic School Bus). Large-scale social issues may be present (after all, Everything Is Political), but they take a definite backseat.

Now. A Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is a trap based around morality and vices. These can be cultural, religious, or bonkers bullshit like “children shouldn’t chew gum.” There is generally not discussion or criticism of this morality system. Regardless of the morality system used, if it’s not a trap, it’s not a Chocolate Factory.

examples of a willy wonkas chocolate factory include:

saw

the cabin in the woods

labrynth (1986)

and

Originally posted by witchkillers

theslowesthnery:

azurele:

ilovecats4ever:

mugasofer:

ALT

ALT

ALT

careydraws:

I’m really excited to get to do a signing at NYCC this year! I’ll be at First Second’s Booth #3300 at 1 PM on Thursday, 10/9!! See you there!!

s00nstuck023:

micromontage:

mudboyman:

mudboyman:

Light answers a tough question

Solidarity

zvaigzdelasas:

splatterlesbian:

clayablog:

pregnantseinfeld:

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

derinthescarletpescatarian:

benjis-house-boat:

socialistexan:

Any rapture news yet?

Hey whatever works

misterjimbusiness:

fagstaynight:

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have been whining about? Jesus christ

-Sam Reich on the set of Samalamadingdong